1. "Your voice sounds like Candace Bergen's"
2. "You're an O. G., so you've got experience."
3. "Do these pills make my butt look big?"
Attributions: 1. Innocent but very large boy who I think was trying to hit on me. 2. Manic girl who was yammering compulsively to anyone whether they appeared to be listening or not at a bus stop. 3. me
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