Monday, May 25, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
I Can't Believe It!!!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop is still in the top 5 movies, after 8 weeks in release, and has earned an estimated domestic gross of about $135 million. That Kevin James must be really HI-LARIOUS! I've always thought Kevin James is to Jim Belushi as Jim Belushi is to John Belushi, so I guess what this really means is that we really need John Belushi right about now...
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Political Limericks
I posted these at the Stephanie Miller Show's liveblog today. Thought I would share.
There once was a f***wit named Hannity
Whose hair was the source of his vanity
But underneath that
Was a cranial vat
Of rotten disgusting inanity
There once was a pundit named Coulter
Who listened to nothing you told her
The left thought her male
And her ideas would fail,
But dittoheads kept her pics in porn folders
There once was a Rick named Santorum
Who fouled air in our Senate’s quorum
He thought sex with dogs
Would rile up the trogs
Though most said “here Rover!”, and ignored him
There once was a f***wit named Hannity
Whose hair was the source of his vanity
But underneath that
Was a cranial vat
Of rotten disgusting inanity
There once was a pundit named Coulter
Who listened to nothing you told her
The left thought her male
And her ideas would fail,
But dittoheads kept her pics in porn folders
There once was a Rick named Santorum
Who fouled air in our Senate’s quorum
He thought sex with dogs
Would rile up the trogs
Though most said “here Rover!”, and ignored him
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