Political Limericks

I posted these at the Stephanie Miller Show's liveblog today. Thought I would share.

There once was a f***wit named Hannity

Whose hair was the source of his vanity

But underneath that

Was a cranial vat

Of rotten disgusting inanity

There once was a pundit named Coulter

Who listened to nothing you told her

The left thought her male

And her ideas would fail,

But dittoheads kept her pics in porn folders

There once was a Rick named Santorum

Who fouled air in our Senate’s quorum

He thought sex with dogs

Would rile up the trogs

Though most said “here Rover!”, and ignored him

Dunny "Mr. Frante"

Dunny "Mr. Frante", originally uploaded by madduane.

My brother brought up these boxes for us to open -- inside are these little dolls with kinda like rabbit ears. They're painted different ways, they're sold as blind stock and meant to be collectible. This one is Karen's, and I photographed it sitting on my brother's dining table. I's about 4 inches high.

Maggie Found This

And I had to go figure out my score. Here it is!

New Kitchen #4

New Kitchen #4, originally uploaded by gwanderlyn.

I wrote a song about it. Want to hear it? Here it goes:

Oh, my mommy gots a new kitchen
with lots of counter spaaaaaace
I gues the old one had her bitchin'
that it wasn't a good cookin' place!

NEW KITCHEN!!
NEW KITCHEN!!
My Mommy gots a
NEW KITCHEN!!!